Hosts Dan Lyons and Dan Enden discuss, decry, denounce and deconstruct movies, often poisoned by ego and eager to defy logic at every turn.
Episodes
Tuesday Oct 13, 2020
Tuesday Oct 13, 2020
The saga continues, in which Vin Diesel is large, The Rock is drenched, and the plot makes less than zero sense while the Dans have never seen Fast Five (2011).
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
SEASON 3 PREMIERE
In which the Dans try to get a brief reprieve from the plague by watching a movie about the plague: 2020's Christian propoganda film ANTI-CORONAVIRUS.
This is a condensed version of a live commentary track. You do not need to see the film for it to work, and you likely shouldn't.
Tuesday Sep 29, 2020
Tuesday Sep 29, 2020
A new re-beginning begins again...
A prologue which the Dan's bridge the gap between seasons 2 and 3, introducing the path ahead while addressing the damage left behind. Enden is faced with a surprise gambit, Lyons trashes Lovecraft Country, and both Dan's lament...just in general.
Stay tuned for the season 3 premiere, "Anti Coronavirus" next week.
Monday Aug 24, 2020
Monday Aug 24, 2020
An epic saga comes to a brief close. Bracket results are discussed, future brackets are revealed, every film of the season is given a shot at redemption, and it is concluded that Dan Lyons has no eye for cinema because he hates Speed Racer.
Friday Aug 14, 2020
Friday Aug 14, 2020
SEASON 2 FINALE, FEATURING THE HIT NEW GAME "YO, IS THIS RACIST?"
The epic conclusion to a historic saga, in which one Dan gets drunk, one Dan gets upset, and both Dans come full circle while having never seen 007: Live and Let Die (1973).
Featuring special guest: notable James Bond and Jesus enthusiast, Josh Boyer
Monday Jul 27, 2020
Monday Jul 27, 2020
In which the Dans come face to face with the limits of satire, narrowly avoid a tragic misstep, and try to make sense of dark times while being beaten over the heads with 1986's cursed racial comedy, SOUL MAN.
Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
In which the Dans romanticize a talk show host's facial hair and confront the drug-glorifying circus of sex criminals and fuccbois that is THE FACULTY (1998).
Sunday Jul 05, 2020
Sunday Jul 05, 2020
Death Becomes Dan - A Robert Zemeckithon
Following a manic episode and the torching of a cop car, the Dans dive deep into the filmography of director Robert Zemeckis (Back to the Future Trilogy, Forrest Gump, Contact) while reviewing his underrated cult classic, 1992's DEATH BECOMES HER.
Monday Jun 29, 2020
Monday Jun 29, 2020
In this edition of The Movie Blues Sidepiece, the Dans introduce a new movie game to the MBPCU: the aptly named "Movie Game"
Monday Jun 22, 2020
Monday Jun 22, 2020
In which the Dans continue a sPoOky tradition, inhale each other's steam, and solve the Italian Problem while having never seen 2019's DOCTOR SLEEP or IT CHAPTER 2.