Hosts Dan Lyons and Dan Enden discuss, decry, denounce and deconstruct movies, often poisoned by ego and eager to defy logic at every turn.
Episodes
Monday Jan 18, 2021
Monday Jan 18, 2021
This week we go from Kubrick to doo-doo-brick as we absorb the gargantuan stinker that is "Jupiter Ascending."
Is it possible to be let down by the director's of 'Speed Racer' more than we already have? Watch as the creators of the forthcoming 'Matrix 4' put Channing Tatum in a rollerblading werewolf suit for our petty bemusement. Also featuring special guest Rachel Lyons as well as the Movie Blues debut of celebrity superstar Mila Wahlberg.
Monday Jan 11, 2021
Monday Jan 11, 2021
A real discussion is had for a change. We pace through the filmography of STANLEY KUBRICK, the greatest director of all time, as well as highlighting 1975's BARRY LYNDON, a film that Lars Von Trier and Martin Scorsese claim is Kubrick's finest work. Strap in for a stirring look into the potential lost masterpiece of a director whose every film is, well, a masterpiece.
Sunday Dec 20, 2020
Sunday Dec 20, 2020
An Italian-Indian-Canadian man’s nightmare, this week the boys put the sauce on top of 2018’s LITTLE ITALY, a film in which an Italian blackfaced Haden Christensen goes from slaughtering sand people to flipping fresh pies. One part delusionally written masterpiece, one part marinara with weed, LITTLE ITALY is truly a spectacle of human slash Italian ingenuity that should be viewed the world over. Oof, Madon!
Saturday Dec 12, 2020
Saturday Dec 12, 2020
Dan and Dan strap on their gasmasks, jump through a turnstyle, and literally can't hear anything anyone is fucking saying in Christopher Nolan's TENET. Is it a brilliant, bold series of intellectual orgasms, or a cliche riddled disaster with an unbearable runtime? Experience the first major disagreement in season 3, as well as the new segment "TENET Review or Review of Star Wars Episode I".
Wednesday Dec 02, 2020
Wednesday Dec 02, 2020
Grab your advent calendar, crucify a big glass of milk, and get ready to listen to two Jews as they lament over Christmas for an hour. This is THE holiday special from The Movie Blues Podcast, as we review the 2020 lump of coal FATMAN starring Walter Goggins and whatever the vultures left behind of Mel Gibson.
Tuesday Nov 24, 2020
Tuesday Nov 24, 2020
It's all about sex. Power. That's the game. (Plus there's VR)
We step into the Corridor with our pants half off as we watch 1994's DISCLOSURE starring firmly toned actor Michael Douglas, based on a book by now deceased misogynist and should-have-been-me-too'd author of JURASSIC PARK, Michael Crichton.
Tuesday Nov 17, 2020
Tuesday Nov 17, 2020
In which the boys open up their "homework" folder to watch Netflix's 2020 child-sploitation film CUTIES.
note to self, delete this
Thursday Nov 05, 2020
Thursday Nov 05, 2020
Dan and Dan finally give the people what they want during an election crisis - a review of the Chevy Chase classic FLETCH! Everything you ever wanted from an episode where the boys talk about FLETCH is here. We literally talk about Fletch the WHOLE time, no bullsh*t. Also includes the new hit segment, TRUTH OR FLETCH, as well as an embarrassing Jewish holiday story that probably should've been cut. Come with us, won't you? Let's talk about Fletch, baby.
Featuring Rental Zone denier Dylan Wheeler.
Friday Oct 30, 2020
Friday Oct 30, 2020
If you thought we would review something actually scary (or good) after The Haunting of Bly Manor, you thought wrong!
For this year's Halloween Special, two Dan's and one Steve break down one of the most reprehensibly bizarre Stephen King movies ever made, 1992's LAWNMOWER MAN, in which a drunken James Bond actor abuses the helicopter pilot from LOST until he stops dressing and acting like Simple Jack.
Also includes the new hit segment, "Rotten Tomatoes Review of Lawnmower Man OR My Personal Review of the Disco Biscuits," and the results WILL shock you!
Friday Oct 23, 2020
Friday Oct 23, 2020
The Dans tumble into repetition amidst a 10 hour rash of waking, walking, and fucking forgetting THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR (2020). Another crushing blow in 2020 is absorbed, dissected, and made to answer for it's various misdeeds. It's the people vs. Mike Flanagan, in our first of two special Halloween episodes.