The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & Dan

S05E16 - Crimes of the Future

Dan and Dan reach the end of their journey through the dark annals of SEASON 5B by coming full circle with big Daddy Crones' new film CRIMES OF THE FUTURE. The Doritos Locos Taco saga comes to an end, one Dan tries to curry favor from the audience during a pee-break, and both Dan's map out and duel over where to take the podcast in Season Six. So sit back in your digestion chair and enjoy the 90th episode The Movie Blues Podcast, and the rousing finale of Season 5.

S05E15 - C L I M A X

Dan squared go back down the 5B rabbit hole, this time spiraling into the fresh hell that is Gaspar Noe's CLIMAX, an A24 joint about a bunch of dancers who are unwillingly dosed with 139,458 milligrams of LSD. The Dan's trade smooth jazz war stories, confuse their own central metaphors, and descend into utter chaos among the depressing and oppressing waves of the penultimate episode of Season 5B.

S05E14 - SALO: Gerard Butler Does Poopies

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5B Alert. Dan and Dan embark on the sickest, most sadistic, graphic, unholy, out-of-this-world messed up movie of all time, "SALO: 120 Days of Sodom." You know it's gonna be disgusting when Trickdude comes up again, and this episode should come with every trigger warning under the burning marinara colored sun. So come, join us, MANGIA if you will, and revel in the film that Dan's therapist proclaimed was "not going to help with your crippling misanthropy."

S05E13 - Father’s Day

Two Dads enjoy the final splendors of Father's Day, the brand new bit "What's Dan Enden NOT Watching" premieres, Dave Mathews and Bane impressions galore, this is the content you need to celebrate this special day of dads.

S05E12B - Keep Sweet: A Father’s Day Catchup (Ft. Horizon Wireless)

Two dad's sit down together before a Biscuits show to discuss life, art, and the delicate craft of keeping sweet on this week's mini episode of the podcast. Featuring Harrison Waxenberg of Horizon Wireless, enjoy this first of TWO special Father's Day episodes coming your way over the next 24 hours!

S05E12 - David Disownenberg’s CRASH

The Double Dan's begin the soul-destroying journey of SEASON 5B, in which the goal is to plumb the greatest depths of darkness that cinema has to offer. The first course of this hellish meal is David Cronenberg's CRASH, a movie that definitely tested the limits of how much you could show Ultron penetrating a leg wound with his hog while still being considered art. Put your seatbelts on, because season 5B has come crashing in. And other puns.

S05E11 - We need to talk about Music

Dan and Dan visit one of the most depraved and egregious films in recent memory, the critically reviled film from popstar SIA and the star of Book of Henry, 2021's "MUSIC." Join us as we plunge the depths of appropriateness and inclusion as we offend ourselves, our audiences, and our significant others once again on this weeks episode of The Movie Blues Podcast. TRIGGER ALERT - pretty much everything this week

S05E10 - MOONFAIL

Dan and Dan explore the filmography of Roland Emmerich, the master of divorce-aster, with his new film MOONFALL. Shocking reactions are had, german impressions are ground into the dirt, and Bane talks about the snow in the sewer where he was born.

S05E09 - H A N C U C K

The Dan's deconstruct and decry the slAp hEaRd rOuNd the wOrLd while simultaneously poisoning themselves with 2008's HANCOCK, a movie so outrageously ironic that it needs to be (heard) to be believed. Although apparently, all of you have already seen Hancock...so that's even more of a reason to listen to this episode. You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at, etc.

S05E08 - Spank Banking the Monkey

Let's keep it simple. This is the episode where we watch a movie about a guy who f***s his mom.

 

"In this world gone mad, we won't spank da monkey, da monkey will spank us."