Hosts Dan Lyons and Dan Enden discuss, decry, denounce and deconstruct movies, often poisoned by ego and eager to defy logic at every turn.
Episodes
Friday Aug 23, 2019
Friday Aug 23, 2019
In this very special episode, the Dans visit the center of the earth to explore the cinematic epic THE LAST DINOSAUR (1977) and somehow interview the star of the film, Joan Van Ark, about her experiences on this magical set, as well as her storied career.
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Get ready to put on your Maine accents and bury your children 'cause it's time for our first ever Los Espooktacular!
In this very special episode, the Dans witness a literary butchering, visit the corrections department, and manage to address every single Stephen King adaptation while having never seen PET SEMETARY (2019).
Sunday Jul 21, 2019
Sunday Jul 21, 2019
In which the Dans make their triumphant, injury ridden return to explore a father/daughter love story and meet George Bouche, while having never seen CRAWL (2019), GIRL MOST LIKELY (2012), or the JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT, CATS, and GEMINI MAN trailers.
Thursday Jun 20, 2019
Thursday Jun 20, 2019
In which the Dans wax nostalgic, lambaste childhood obsession, contemplate morality, and get Ivan Oozed while having never seen DETECTIVE PIKACHU (2019). A new segment is introduced and one Dan loves Speed Racer.
Monday Jun 10, 2019
Monday Jun 10, 2019
In which the Dans get a high voltage Daily Double, explore the new Criterion Channel app, and give props to dystopian police and sandworms while having never seen JIGOKU: SINNERS OF HELL (1960), BREAKING THE WAVES (1996), CERTIFIED COPY (2010), or CAPTIVE STATE (2019). Featuring special guest Rachel Lyons.
Sunday Jun 02, 2019
Sunday Jun 02, 2019
It's opening weekend for GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS!
In which the Dans review both the new movie and the recent franchise as a whole, while having their bodies and faces gently misted and blown during the new 4DX movie experience.
Wednesday May 08, 2019
Wednesday May 08, 2019
In which the Dans trade tales of whimsy and cannibalism, have their first shouting match, and fail to find common ground while having never seen RAVENOUS or THE BOOK OF HENRY.
Monday Apr 29, 2019
Monday Apr 29, 2019
In which the Dan's absorb a trainwreck, lament genre ambiguity, and visit 10 Skywalker Lane while having never seen YOGA HOSERS or the new STAR WARS trailer.
SPOILER ALERT: This episode contains our first ever 0-star review.
Tuesday Apr 16, 2019
Tuesday Apr 16, 2019
In which the Dans discuss series redundancy, solve the energy crisis, and avoid the topic of Israel while having never seen 007: THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN.