The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & Dan

S07E09 - JASON X

We finally reach the summit of our Halloween plans with our review of the absolutely ridiculous JASON X. Also we talk about the jewish N-word happy halloween

S07E08 - CHILDS PLAY 3

Our first of two Halloween specials, Child's Play 3 is a childhood favorite from Enden's anti-military upbringing. A discussion is had over 4k blu-rays and how they kinda can stink sometimes. Then we talk more about Childs Play 3. Essentially, this one's for you Child's Play 3 fans, you're not gonna wanna miss this one

S07E07 - BARBIE

Is Greta Gerwig's BARBIE the insidious corporate over-woke Frankenstein monster that it's being accused of by guys who can't have s*x good and some people who are kind of making a good point? Or is it an innocently intentioned, clever, and colorful comedic romp? Join as us we break down while breaking down the 2023 hit film starring Margot Robbie's gynecologist or whatever

S07E06 - Phantom Dread

On this weeks episode of TMBP, Dan is finally accepted into the Jamaican community, the Other Dan has no respect for Bradley Cooper, and both Dan's wonder if this is the time where PTA Anderson finally loses the thread in their fashionably late review of PHANTOM THREAD starring Daniel Day Lewis as a completely normal, well adjusted man, I really don't see what the problem here was

S07E05 - BEAU is AFRAID

To set the stage: One Dan is a massive Ari Aster stan who thinks Hereditary and Midsommar are timeless works of art, the Other Dan hated MID-summer and has lost mostly all faith in Ari Aster and A24 in general. Where will the chips fall in one of the most anticipated, controversial, and shocking reviews ever produced by the Movie Blues Podcast? Find out as Dan and Dan tackle a 3 hour surrealist film that has been bashed, praised, condemned, and hailed as one of the best and worst movies of our generation. Join us as we peel back the layers, discuss theories, and ultimately rate 2023's BEAU IS AFRAID.

S07E04 - McDonalds Mukbang & Mac and Me

One Dan says we can only review Mac and Me if we do it while eating McDonalds, and the other Dan complies in one of the most ruthless, disgusting, and hilarious episodes of this--the fourth episode of the seventh season of our Lord Ronald. Join us as we eat literal poison on mic while reviewing our favorite fast food locations and food items, followed by an hour plus extended, uncensored review of Mac and Me. Enjoy?

S07E03 - Assteroid City

For the first time on the podcast, Dan and Dan cover the filmography of Wes Anderson, and then they talk about Asteroid City, the new sci-fi (?) movie from Wes Anderson...who is probably some kind of weird victorian s*x pervert in real life. i mean seriously what is this guys f*cking deal? Like i wonder what gets wes anderson off sexually, it's gotta honestly be the most niche and bizarre thing in history, like he likes rubbing old vintage polaroids of yellow died leather boots on a texas landscape during golden hour on his crotch while a girl reads emily dickinson to him in like f*cking latin. i mean he's gotta be on that epst**n master list, right? like him and quentin at bare minimum? idk i just am getting a bad vibe about him he's honestly like too fucking into his own bullshit for his own good, that's the headspace that like serial k*llers travel in and it's just entirely unhealthy, we should as a society prob stop enabling him soon or we're gonna look like his funders idk lmk what u think in the comments pls

S07E02 - SCREAM VI & The EndenVerse MasterQuest

This installment of THE MOVIE BLUES PODCAST finds Dan & Dan digging into the most recent attempt at the SCREAM franchise starring a Madam Tussaud's version of Courtney Cox in a city that's already seen enough tragedy--the big apple. Also Dan Enden's knowledge is put to the test about the literal sh*t that he loves in the EndenVerse MasterQuest, this week's hottest game. Also David Arquette is the man

S07E01 - TIPTOES

A new season begins as Dan and Dan absorb a film where Gary Oldman plays a little person, and less far less credibly, Mathew McConaughey's twin brother. One Dan has no idea who this week's call-in guest is, while another Dan tells a spicy fireman story that gets him all hot and bothered. Join us as we kick off a new season of employment-threatening hilarity as THE MOVIE BLUES PODCAST rides again.

yo btw is it okay to say dwarf?

The Avant Garden E01 - The Succession Progression (feat. Jack Shoudy)

Welcome to Episode #1 of Dan #2. Today, Dan and special guest Jack Shoudy discuss the differences between this show and The Movie Blues, The Succession finale, the series at a whole, where it falls in the pantheon of prestige TV, and the state of streaming services. 

 

Featuring a bunch of music from...us